Those who re lazy to read the whole "essay" that she wrote, heres a gist of the story,
Woman left home for work, shortly after, she receives a message from husband. "Dear, where are u..? I miss you..." Woman finds message suspicious since she just left for work.. she then uses our favourite phrase to slack, "Boss, i've a stomachache.. can i take half a day off?" She went home, saw her husband sitting in the living room watching TV. Never having been nice to her in 22 years of their marriage, he offers to get her a cup of tea while she rest in the living room. Thats the first ever cup of tea he offered to serve her in 22 years! She feels something amissed. Woman gets into the room and saw the bed nicely made up, however, the pillows were all piled up at a corner... (come on, if you re trying to hide something, dun make it so obvious) Obviously, woman found something under those pillow. It was a really really ENORMOUS pair of panties. (Black and lacey..) and guess wat, when she found it, husband says, "Dear, i have been wanting to tell you this, but i am a closet transvetite, those are mine.." HOW CREATIVE! Under the blanket, the next layer, she found a really really small condom wrapper. You guys should be able to guess what happens next..
1) She slapped her husband and the mistress and ended up on the floor crying while her husband tries to console her...
Or
2) She sends her husband off in the pouring rain, takes a picture of the Panties, and the Condom wrapper to show the great diff in size and post it on a super popular web, Ebay and let the world laugh at him, instead of grieving over the lost of this redudant husband.
and yes,
it is the latter! number 2!!
u can still bid for this if u wan...
Moral of the story: Guys are stupidly thinking that woman are gullible.. and try to be nice once in a while, if not when u wan to cheat on her, its hard...
Pau.. :D
P.S this is a true story...
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